February 2011
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January 2011
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三年後 何を して かもいましか?
Today in Japanese, we were asked individually what we think we’ll be doing in three years.
We were asked in Japanese and had to answer in Japanese. It’s Japanese class, you know.
Well it’s this girl’s turn. There’s three white kids in the class - me, a super sorority girl, and this girl. This girl is different. She’s a sophmore, by the way.
So I was saying....
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I really just asked myself
what would liz do?
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This isn't Megan
This is Megabilanoloft.
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I guess
in the grand scheme of the universe it doesn’t matter that I just slept 13 hours and skipped 2 classes. One of which I already skipped last week, turned in an assignment almost a week late, and got unregistered for.
I guess it really doesn’t matter.
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I can honestly say I’m learning more about Astronomy on tumblr than in my class right now.
I’m paying Tulane a bajillion dollars to sit in a class and tumbl.
Yes.
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The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated...
– The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ITS WITH THE GREATEST...
NIGGY TARDUST
01. Who was your last text from? adoom
02. Where was your default picture taken? my dorm
03. Your relationship status? single?
04. Have you ever lost a close friend? I’m on the 4th question and I already think this is stupid.
05. What is your current mood?
OH IM KAY THANKS FOR ASKING
06. How many siblings do you have?
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07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s)...
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That awkward moment when your stomach growls...
and everyone stares at you.
or at least you feel like everyone’s staring at you.
food plz?
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I'm drunk
and I’m happy.
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I need to make more dreads
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A Conscience Is What Hurts When All Of Your Other Parts Feel So Good.
Cross out what you've done. →
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone.(apart from family) gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time with out sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. done hard drugs....
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Yo Dawg Yo is eating my brainz
[Xzibit wrote this on his twitter]
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You people drink like you don’t want to live!
– Roy (IT Crowd)
I hope can justly say this tonight. I have such high expectations for the weekends.
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Existentialists are nihilists because they recognize that life is ultimately...
– How to be an Existentialist, Gary Cox
(via sesquipedalian-stoic)
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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
– House
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Side Effects: Death.
So the latest thing my therapist has prescribed me is abilify for my ‘treatment-resistant’ depression. Over the past 4 years, I’ve been such a guinea pig trying out all these different crazy pills. However, never has one of the symptoms of any med been as serious as tardive dyskinesia or.. death.
I’m going to start it this weekend. Hopefully I’ll survive.
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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 6: The Creeping...
Reed: Look Sanch, I know all about Linda and I’m sorry, God knows I am. But slapping Dag’s ass about the shop ain’t gonna bring her back any. Now if Dag thinks that the only way to contain this is to boil her, then I’m backing him a hundred and ten percent. That means I could backtrack ten percent and I’d still be completely behind him.
Sanchez: You have no idea what this feels like old timer.
Reed: I’ve been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch.
What are you doing in your mouth?
– Tobin Hoover