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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”

– Franz Kafka

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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“May the smell of my balls overwhelm your nostrils”

– My boyfriend wishing me goodnight

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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zombicidalcailix asked: Hahahaha, are you serious?! That would be my first time someone has actually seen me in real life after finding me on tumblr. WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? XD

Feb 25th

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this sucks omg this sucks omg i hate this terrible hangover and up for a full tech day because i’m the light op for this show why

Feb 25th

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As if this week couldn't get anymore stupid

I woke up to a drunken text from my good ol pops. I haven’t heard from him since October. “HAPPY mardi gras… please reply. DAD MISS’S U” 1. It’s no longer mardi gras. I’m assuming he was drinking and saw something on tv about it and remembered his daughter was in new orleans. 2. If he missed me so much I don’t understand why he hasn’t...

Feb 24th

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MY DISNEY INTERVIEW WAS MAGICAL

jk it was so frightening. The guy was the most enthusiastic person I’ve ever heard in my life.

Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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i hate mardi gras because the walgreens pharmacy closed leaving me unable to get my klonies and lamictal so I’ll probably rip my hair out, have a seizure, and/or feed my anxiety with with terrible food until i burst

Feb 22nd

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brb eating my insecurities

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Dear Megan, Thank you for your interest in Disney Theme Parks & Resorts Professional Internships. Based on the content of your application, we have identified you as a strong candidate, and would like to invite you to complete an initial phone screen. OH MY GODDDD!!!@@##@@!#@@!

Feb 22nd

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